Registry / Shop
Official Equipment of the Registry
Merch · printed to order · proceeds fund the continued eating
Three bowls a day is not free. A bowl of cream of crab soup in Maryland costs between eight and fourteen dollars. I have done the math. I do not recommend doing the math. Every shirt, sticker, and can cooler below funds the tasting operation. The eating will continue either way — it will simply continue more comfortably.

Cream Crab Graphic Tee
$30.00
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"Cream of Crab Scorecard" Vintage Tee
$24.99
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"How Creamy Is Your Crab?" Tee
$16.47
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"I Am a Professional Soup Eater" Sticker
$5.00 · Retro round vinyl
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Scorecard Sticker
$4.99 · Kiss-cut vinyl
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"Creaminess Crabbiness Price" Sticker
$3.99
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Professional Soup Eater Can Cooler
$7.99
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"Creaminess Crabbiness Price" Car Magnet
$25.00 · Round
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Orders are fulfilled by Printify. The registry does not handle shipping. The registry handles soup.